Free Bill Cosby!

Bill Cosby has been accused of rape. Do you think he'll be charged with sexual assault with a pudding pop?


Seriously though, how could Bill rape anyone? He's like 80 years old. Did he drug her? he'd have to pop like 19 cialis pills too. So that just makes me skeptical right off the bat.

But the most ridiculous thing is that Oregon State is considering cancelling his comedy show here in May because of the accusations. Hello? Innocent until proven guilty? I was under the assumption that was the rule in this country? Or does that only apply in courts? Next time I lose something, I'm immediately blaming my neighbor and getting him evicted. Oregon State has a problem with this type of thing. We're like the kings of overreaction. The band was prohibited from playing Michael Jackson songs at halftime of last years football games.

While we're at it, I think we should stop playing basketball until Kobe Bryant is executed. Maybe close all ice skating rinks in the state until Tonya Harding is burned at the stake.

In other news...I'm sick. Have been since Sunday night. Can't breathe, got a pounding headache. Is it possible to have your sinuses removed? The worst part is sleeping. You try and breathe through your nose, but you feel like you're asphyxiating yourself. So you breathe through your mouth, annoying anyone else in the room (and possibly the room next to yours). Then you wake up, and it feels like someone sand-blasted the inside of your mouth. Your tongue is like a slug that had salt poured on it. Tastes like one too. You have to drink a gallon of water to get moisture back in your mouth, and you can't eat til noon because you still have that nasty drymouth taste. So frustrating.

Dixon Rec Center finally got wise to the fact that I'm not enrolled this term. Only took them 5 weeks. So now I have to pay $5 everytime I want to play basketball. Guess I'm retiring. I'd like to thank my friends and family for supporting me throughout my career, Dixon for giving me a place to play for 7 years, and all my teammates for making playing basketball truly enjoyable.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, wouldn't you feel stupid for letting it go in the first place?