Are you kidding me?

Just checked the weather forecast for Wisconsin. Here's what it says about Sunday: "Windy and cold. Highs around 8. Wind chills of -10 to -20 degrees." Are you serious? A high of 8? That's like 55 degrees COLDER than it was in Corvallis yesterday. And supposedly we're gonna BBQ that day for the Packers game. How do you even light a fire when it's 8? Doesn't the flame freeze to the match? This is insane. I don't even think people can survive when it's 8. That's a SINGLE DIGIT! I think I will spend a majority of my time trying to convince Rachel's parents to move to like Florida or Hawaii or something. Eight!