Peppe le pew

It's smack dab in the middle of the work day, but this needs to be said. My coworker is wearing enough perfume to choke a whole herd of moose. It's insane. When she leaves the room, I smell perfume for the next 15 minutes. My eyes are watering at my desk just from the scent wafting over from hers. My nose has never felt torture like this. I think the little hairs inside are on fire, the mucous membrane is being depleted faster than the ozone layer. My nose is going to fall off my face. God help us all.........