Update on cigarrette-gate

So Rachel went over to talk to our landlords. She tried to explain that we don't smoke. The landlord said that the butts were found out in the carport. So Sylvia downstairs complained about smoking that was being done at least 20 feet from her apartment, behind a wall. Furthermore, she could not have seen the people smoking and thusly had no reasonable reason to think it was us. My guess it was just some kids who stopped for a smoke break out of the rain. Anyways.....after Rachel made it a point to tell the landlords that it was rude of them to accuse us without even talking to us about it, they told her that Sylvia had complained about us in the past. Rachel asked what about, and was told that Sylvia had said that we had dumped beer off our balcony onto her this summer! Yeah, because we were so mad at the 70 year old retired teacher that we decided to give her a Coors shower. I know what event she is referring to, and what really happened was we dumped water out of our cooler off the side of our balcony into the grass below.......not knowing Sylvia was outside on her porch. The water never came close to hitting her, and we apologized immediately once we realized she was down there. Yet she tries to make it into something like we forced her into a wet t-shirt contest at Platinum. Sylvia doesn't know it yet, but her apartment is now directly in the path of the 5'1" tornado of anger. Batten down the hatches!