Thursday, March 23, 2006

The moron and the idiot

This story is about two OSU football players who shall remain nameless. They came to the beach with us one time. Everything was going well, until we decided to head to the casino. Along the way, football player number one says "hey pull into this convenience store, I want to get something to eat." So I do. I wait in the car while he goes in to grab some munchies. Well, I can see him in the window hovering over the beef jerky. Next thing I know he pulls out just a fistfull of jerky and jams it in his mouth while the clerk isn't looking. He does this a few times before going to the counter and buying one piece of jerky! It wasn't like he was starving and couldn't afford to eat. This was just pure "I want to see if I can get away with it."


On to football player #2. Later that same night, one of the guys with us got into an argument with the girl he was with and I had to drive them back to the house. Since we only had one gate key, I found another guy we were with and told him to give me a call when they were on their way back and I'd let them in. Well no call came. Around 1:30 am, I hear the door open and Football player #2 rumbling around downstairs. I go downstairs and I'm like "how did you get in?" to which he replies "Oh I just lifted up the gate." He literally manually opened the security gate at the neighborhood entrance! Well, he is about to hop back into the car and go pick up the rest of our crew, so I say "hey do you want the key to get back in again?" to which he replies "Nah, I'll just lift the gate up again."

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