California Girls (DJ AndySnacks remix)

I haven't been able to get the new California Girls (The spelling and grammar nazi in me can no longer spell it Gurls) song by Katy Perry out of my head.  In fact, I've spent a good part of the last week trying to come up with lyrics to make it about the State of Oregon.  I did my best, so listen to the song while you read my lyrics, and see what you think.

I'll be the first to admit that the Snoop Dogg part needs a little work.  It starts strong but falls apart.

Anyone want to help me put together a video for this thing and become YouTube sensations?

California Girls (DJ AndySnacks remix)

[Snoop Dogg]

Greetings loved ones
Let's drink a hefe.

[Katy Perry - Verse 1]
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
cool, wet and mild
But not complainin’ bout the weather
Clothes fitting loose
Layering up to fight the sea breeze (In June)
The boys
could care less
only shaving once a week (At best)
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the Northwest Coast
Once you camp out with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Katy Perry - Chorus]
Oregonians
we are respectable
once a year we
wear our flip flops
rains not stop
and yet
we ride our bicycles
Oooooh oh oooooh

Oregonians
We eat our vegetables
Farm fresh, green
We shop the co-op
Northwest born and raised
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Katy Perry - Verse 2]
Freeze on the beach
The best kept secret on the west coast
We sleep
In our Jeeps
we got Dave Matthews on the stereo (Oh oh)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the Northwest Coast
Once you camp out with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh oh oooooh


[Katy Perry - Chorus]
Oregonians
we are respectable
once a year we
wear our flip flops
rains not stop
and yet
we ride our bicycles
Oooooh oh oooooh

Oregonians
We eat our vegetables
Farm fresh, green
We shop the co-op
Northwest born and raised
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Snoop Dogg - Verse 3]

Two words:
Hybrid Prius
only drive it cause it runs the cleanest
Wild, wild West coast
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones
I mean like she's the one
Reduce
Re-use
Recycle, hon!

Just like her mama
She voted Obama
and owns a llama
it’s okay
I won't play
I love Coos Bay
Just like I love John Day
Cannon Beach
And Warm Springs
Summertime is everything

All them boys
come to watch
Don’t forget to look
for sasquatch
all the dammin’s impactin’
our salmon
it’s happenin’
from Seaside
to Brookings
Katy my lady
(Yeah)
You're lookin'here baby
(Uh huh)
I'm all up on you
Cause you represent all of Oregon
(Ohhh yeahh)

[Katy Perry - Chorus]

Oregonians
we are respectable
once a year we
wear our flip flops
rains not stop
and yet
we ride our bicycles
Oooooh oh oooooh

Oregonians
We eat our vegetables
Farm fresh, green
We shop the co-op
Northwest born and raised
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh



Snoop Dogg:

(Oregonian, Oregonian)
Oregon state girls man
I wish you all could be
Oregon State girls
(Oregonians)
I really wish
You all could be
Oregon State girls
(Oregon State, girls)