How to be a Beaver

So you want to be a Beaver. Good for you! Here's a few tidbits on how to be a Beaver fan:


Gripe about how we never play anyone tough in the preseason.

Gripe when the Beavs lose bad on the road to tough teams.

Gripe about how the Beavers need to pick a quarterback.

Gripe when they pick one and he does bad.

Bellyache about how Phil Knight supports the Ducks.

Forget that the only reason we still have Pat Casey as a baseball coach is because of Phil Knight.

Gripe about how our coach is "too nice" for football.

Forget that he's never lost a bowl game, whereas the previous coach was 1-2 in bowl games.

Seriously. I hate our fans.