Bachelorette: The Men Tell All: Mean Tweets Edition

So pretty much this episode was a bunch of guys butt hurt that Kaitlyn told them she saw her husband in the room on the first night, then brought another guy in who is still around.  You know what, if you lined up twenty-five beautiful women in front of me, gave me a few shots of Patron, and asked me if I thought I could marry one of the girls, I'd probably say "just one???? LET'S DO THIS!"  So no, Kaitlyn did not deceive these guys.  She did not lead them on.  She said what she felt at the time.

Let's see, what else happened?  JJ and Clint explained that their bromance was just because they were so deep, JJ made about eight hundred consecutive sexual innuendos when referring to JJ, Ian propologized (proposed/apologized) to everyone, which would have actually been a nice apology had he not been so goddamned weird about it.  Also, I can't get over the fact that the guys totally know that the show is an act (as you see Jared laughing his ass off at his "Love-Man" promo teaser from the first episode), yet the audience can't seem to grasp this, unless they're in on it too.

Which brings me to the meat of this episode:  The tweets Kaitlyn received.  First off, ABC has generated a lot of publicity off of reading people's uneducated, mean tweets about celebrities on TV.  And up until now, it's been a big joke.  So why is it when people say it about the Bachelorette, it's all of a sudden "whoa America, you need to dial it down?"  Here's my thoughts on the subject:

• Why didn't ABC publish the Twitter handles of the tweeters?  Let's say mean things about them...or was it a "let's not give them the fame they're looking for?"
• Do people now write completely abusive things to celebrities hoping to get on ABC?
• When did body parts become "whore" parts?  You never hear anyone say "you shut your princess mouth" or "look at her run on those secretary legs?"  But Kaitlyn has a whore mouth, whore legs...does this mean she has a whore stomach?  Whore toes?  So weird.
• Let's not act like Kaitlyn is the first person on this show subjected to internet ridicule.  Some of the things people said about Juan Pablo were not only mean, they were racist I'm sure.  I mean, I've been writing this blog for YEARS
• When you say "I've had death threats, y'all" nobody takes you seriously.  In fact, ever using the word "y'all" at the end of a sentence immediately invalidates your whole point.
• The more makeup and self-tanner Kaitlyn wears, the worse she looks.  Her lips have tripled in size since the beginning of the season.  Be yourself girly!

Can't wait for her to pick Shawn, making Nick the first two time runner up, and then it's on to see how many girls Jared "gets over Kaitlyn" with on Bachelor in Paradise!