Bachelor Season XX: Week 2 - A Collection of Tweets

Remember the days before you had kids when you could watch the Bachelor when it aired?  Jonah's sports schedule has completely consumed Monday nights.  I didn't even walk in the door until 9:30.  Reality TV proved a powerful motivator though, and I got Jonah a snack, made his lunch, got him showered and in bed asleep by ten.  After watching ten minutes of highlights and analysis of the national championship game (in order to be able to competently talk about it at work tomorrow) I'm now ready to start this show.

However, I'm not really prepared to do a full in depth blog on the Bachelor, so you're just going to get a running list of my tweets from the night.  We'll see how this goes.

JoJo says she's never been this turned on in a high school before. That's.....probably a good thing. #TheBachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

It's not shocking at all that the girls on #TheBachelor take the "ingredients" for a perfect relationship and cause an explosion with them.

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

Mandi rolled up leggings to run a race? Was she going to trip on them? HOW SKINNY ARE HER LEGS? #TheBachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

If you thought Amber was going to win that race, clearly you're not a fan of #TheBachelor franchise. She never wins anything #threetimeloser

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

The reason Ben didn't take the girls back to college is because NONE OF THEM HAVE BEEN IN THE FIRST PLACE #TheBachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

You know Lace is timing people's interactions with Ben like an NFL Scout at pro day. #TheBachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

#TheBachelor is the only place in the world where people feel they're better than other people because they've had worse lives.

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

Ben: Ice Cube has done everything from acting to rap. So....acting and rap. #TheBachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

Sure Ben. You hung out with Kevin Hart and Ice Cube all day, but Caila made it fun. Sure. #TheBachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

For the 20th consecutive season, the musical guest on #thebachelor one-on-one date is someone I've never heard of.

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

Science will tell Ben who he should fall in love with, but only after the girls don tight white hotpants. Science is a pervert #thebachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

Ben's dates so far: high school, hot tubbing in a store, science lab. THIS IS THE MOST ELIGIBLE MAN IN AMERICA???? #TheBachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

Sport coat over a hoodie is a thing? #thebachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

I feel like Amanda's voice made it hard to understand her when she said her daughter's names: Did she say Jarley? #thebachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

Amanda has a phone to talk to her daughters, but not a picture to show Ben? #TheBachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

Olivia wants to rest her laurels. I don't think she knows what laurels are. #thebachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

Whatever scorecard Lace is using to keep track of all of this, it must be huge, and she's losing SO BAD. #thebachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

Jubilee - orphaned adoptee war veteran. Lace - looked dorky as kid and once had double bangs. #TheBachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

Ben telling the girls "one of you is staying because L.B. left" is a bold move. Nothing says love like "I guess you can stay." #TheBachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016

Well Sam's night sure soured. #seewhatididthere #thebachelor

— Andy Lasselle (@AndySnacks) January 12, 2016